The Royal Lineage of House Cheesius
Dog Cheesieus I
Dog Cheesieus the First is known for his great invention of dog cheese,
but
he was kicked out by the Habsburg duke of Tyrol and fled to Transylvania under the reign of
Goobsnobbler
the Fiend. The people loved his invention of dog cheese, granting him the name “Dog Cheesieus” but
it
wouldn’t be until Dog Cheesius the Great that dog cheese became a fundamental food of the people.
Dog Cheesieus II
Dog Cheesieus the Second set up his son (D.C. Great) to bring dog cheese
to
the people, II was also able to introduce small bits of dog cheese to the people, once again setting
his
son up for greatness.
(is credited with the famous quote “With dog cheese, anything is possible”)
Dog Cheesieus the Great (III)
Dog Cheesieus the Great was the first to bring dog cheese to the people
like
Prometheus did fire. He came from the Carpathians with oodles of dog cheese of all of the first 3
hollowed varieties, “Carpathian Sajt”, “Tyrolean Cremig”, and “Sanctus Canis”. The people cheered
his
arrival on the white fox trotters named “Alpok” and “Kárpáti”. He gave the people dog cheese, they
were
so enthralled Dog Cheesius the Great roused them to revolt against the brutal Goobsnobbler the Fiend
lord of Transylvania (see more about the fight against the Fiend later on). He became King of
Doegkesia,
and was given by the people the title “Dog Cheesieus the Great”
.
Dog Cheesieus the Bloodless (IV)
Conquered lands to the west, mainly Hungarian land, during the battle of
Debrecen he used stealth tactics to win a battle with only 5,000 men against 13,000 without killing
a
single man, he used this non-lethal tactics so effectively and was so good to those he conquered,
they
instantly converted to Canism and fought for Dog Cheesieus, with a army that grew and grew the king
of
Hungary had no choice but to surrender.
Dog Cheesieus V
Taught by his father, Dog Cheesius the Bloodless (IV), V was also a great
general and conquered large swaths of land to the north of Doegkesia. However, he died in these
conquests and Doegkesia went into an era of peace for many decades until Dog “Italianus” Cheesius
VIII
expanded the nation once again.
Dog Cheesieus VI
Dog Cheesieus VI was the first female head of House Cheesieus, she led
the
people to cultivate many new types of dog cheese and greatly improved the lives of the people within
Doegkesia. Tragically however, she died after the first strain of evil dog cheese seeped into her
pores.